Title: 4th of July Safety Tips
Author: Barry Bubblestein
Topic: Wreck-It-Ralph
Media: Film
Genre: Humor, Parody
Critiqued by: Em Kay
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Greetings and salutations, Wardens and lunatics. I’m Em Kay, your snarker for the day, and today we’re taking a break from The Sue-ening.
*Em pulls out a laptop covered in stickers of various holiday symbols.*
That’s right, it’s time for another festive crack fic holiday fic. Please hold your boos until the end.
Summer in the US means fireworks, especially the closer it gets to Independence Day. So, in honor of my neighbor’s insistence on shooting the damn things off until 11pm every single night since June first, today’s fic is called 4th of July Safety Tips. Because if there’s anything a drunk redneck yelling “THAT’S how we do this shit!” over and over again knows about, it’s safety.
This fic hails from the Wreck-It-Ralph section of ff.net, so let’s get a little infodumping out of the way first.
Continue reading “0128: 4th of July Safety Tips – Oneshot”
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