0068: Disney Village High School – Chapters 4 and 5

Title: Disney Village High School

Author: iloveccsfan

Media: Film

Topic: Quest for Camelot, Anastasia, The Swan Princess, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Tarzan, Hercules

Genre: Romance/Humor

URL: Disney Village High School

Critiqued By: Em Kay

Greetings and salutations, Wardens and lunatics. Now that the office is… mostly dried out, *Em wrings out a rag and a few chuckles drip from it* it’s time to finish off this kitchen sink princess fic.

Last time, we had two “chapters” of author’s notes and cast list, and one chapter of “story.” Lady Juliana arranged a marriage between her underage daughter, Kayley, and the also underage canon love interest, Garrett. Then… well, no, that was it.

We’re already halfway through this thing so let’s get into chapter four, which is technically the second chapter of the fic, titled School Started.

0067:Illenium (the fanfic) Chapter Three

Title: Illenium

Author: dracospells

Topic: Harry Potter

Media: Film? Literature? Some unholy combination of both?

Genre: Romance?

URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35532046?view_full_work=true

*a young man turns around in a large chair.*

Critiqued by Linstar and Mina Overpower.

Greeeeetings! I’m Linstar, and today I’m-

Teenage girl: Hiiiii!!! I’m Mina!

Yes, and Mina Overpower from the Protectors of the Plot Continuum is riffing this with me. For some reason.

Mina: You invited me.

Pfft, technicalities.

0066: Code Geass: Awesome of the Rebellion – Chapters 1-2

Title: Code Geass: Awesome of the Rebellion
Author: Suirahpla
Topic: Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion
Media: Anime
Genre: Adventure/Drama
URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6389304/1/Code_Geass_Awesome_of_the_Rebellion
Critiqued By Crazy Minh and Lt. Col. Wade

Hello, wonderful Lunatics, and welcome back to The Asylum! I’m your warden of the day, Crazy Minh, and with me yet again is Lt. Colonel Wade, our ASSET commanding officer.

Hi.

Today’s fic is one I’ve had in my backlog for ages. It’s also from a new canon, so, if you wouldn’t mind, Lt. Colonel…

Aye, ma’am, beggining infodump.

0065: Disney Village High School – Chapters 1, 2, and 3

Title: Disney Village High School

Author: iloveccsfan

Media: Film

Topic: Quest for Camelot, Anastasia, The Swan Princess, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Tarzan, Hercules

Genre: Romance/Humor

URL: Disney Village High School

Critiqued By: Em Kay

Harri: -tion! …Wait, what just happened?

I tend to write my riffs in batches, so while a week has passed for the readers, it’s been a lot less time for us.

Greetings and-

Harri: So you’ve trapped me in here for another fic?!

You’ve proven you can come and go as you please, so if you don’t like it you’re free to-

Harri: Return to the Na-Harim. I get it, I get it. *Harri slumps in her chair.* Get on with it then.

Greetings and salutations, Wardens and lunatics. Today we’ve got what might be the Asylum’s first High School AU.

*Harri rolls her eyes.* Lucky us.

Let’s see what the summary can tell us.

Non Disney/Disney Crossover- Quest For Camelot Crossover… A story of Laughter, Fun,Romance,Friendship and lots of Humour! :

Harri: So… nothing.

It did tell us it’s a crossover.

Harri: It also told us there’s “lots of Humour!” *Harri crosses her arms and glares at Em.*

Well, the sooner we get started, the sooner we’re finished. Let’s dive in to the first “chapter,” titled Hear This First.

0064: The Infuriating Lady • Chapter 9: Full Swing

Title: The Lingering Lady
Author: ElissaRoth
Medium: Literature
Topic: The Hobbit
Genre: N/A; the fic is on Wattpad
Critiqued by: Yuki, the poet

Get ready, folks; the warning that I put on every chapter of this dreck? It happens in this chapter. Prepare to be enraged.

Warning: The fic positively depicts nonconsensual medical practices of an abusive nature, plus transphobic implications. No Swearing is off for this chapter, because it’s that infuriating.

0063: Illenium (the fanfic) Chapter Two

Title: Illenium

Author: dracospells

Topic: Harry Potter

Media: Film? Literature? Some unholy combination of both?

Genre: Romance?

URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35532046?view_full_work=true

Critiqued by Linstar.

*a young man slowly turns around in an absurdly large chair*

Greetings! It is I, Linstar. And today, I’m taking on Illenium again. 

0062: YOUR ALL I NEED MY LOVE MY VALENTINE! – Oneshot

Title: YOUR ALL I NEED MY LOVE MY VALENTINE!
Author: HermoineAndraiaWeasley  
Topic: Harry Potter
Media: Literature, Music
Genre: Romance
URL:  YOUR ALL I NEED MY LOVE MY VALENTINE
Critiqued by: Em Kay

Greetings and salutations, Wardens and lunatics. I’m Em Kay and today we’re-

Harri: Stuck in here again.

Yiaah! *Em scowls at the woman draped across the chair under the clock.* Would you knock that off?

*Harri twirls the end of her braid absently* Hmm… No.

Ugh. Anyway, in honor of today’s informal holiday, we’re covering a Valentine fic.

*Harri grimaces* Do we have to?

Shut up, it’s festive. Looking at the word count, it’s a little longer than I prefer to handle in a oneshot, but I think we can make it work. This romance tagged Harry Potter heap is titled *Em takes a big breath* YOUR ALL I NEED MY LOVE MY VALENTINE! by HermioneAndraiaWeasley.

*Harri claps her hands over her ears* By the seven realms, was the screaming necessary?!

Don’t blame me. Even in ye olde 2000’s when this was posted that was read as yelling at the top of your lungs. Hmm, now that I’ve said it out loud it does sound vaguely familiar, though… Meh, it’s probably nothing. Let’s get to the summary.

well I enjoyed writting it and hope you will enjoy reading it! Please review and please enjoy thanks

Well, that’s less than helpful. I guess there’s nothing for it but to dive in.

0061: Twisty Wonderland: Vil is king!! · Chapters Three & Four

Title: Twisty Wonderland: Vil is king!!
Author: Linstar
Medium: Video Game
Topic: Twisted Wonderland
Genre: N/A
Critiqued by: Yuki, the poet

Now that the Sue had ensnared Vil in Suefluence-induced Twu Wuv, what is there to fill two chapters? Why utter madness, of course!

Warning that the chapters and riffing thereof contains spoilers for the game’s central storyline.

0060: Illenium (the fanfic): “Chapter” One

Title: Illenium

Author: dracospells

Topic: Harry Potter

Media: Film/Literature

Genre: Romance?

URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35532046?view_full_work=true

Critiqued by Linstar.

*a young man slowly turns around in an overly large chair*

Greetings! It is I, Linstar. And today, I’m taking on Illenium. 

What? No, I’m not riffing the best my favorite EDM producer, ILLENIUM. I’m riffing a Harry Potter fanfic called Illenium.

How would one riff a musician, anyway?

0059: Alien: Regurgitation – Chapters 10-13

Title: Alien: Not Alone
Author: eap404
Topic: Alien
Media: Film
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13460502/1/
Critiqued By Crazy Minh

Hello, Lunatics, and welcome to the last installment of Alien: Regurgitation, the supposed “non-canon OC changes everything with his presence” fic that has so far stuck to the plot of the original film so closely that- if this was an article of clothing- you’d be able to see the pores on the wearer’s skin.

Today we’re covering the last four chapters of this fic. Two of them are author’s notes- which means they should at least be quick to get through- and I suspect I’ll be snipping a lot of the remaining regurgitation. When we left off, Ash had just been discovered to be a robot, and Lambert had been dunked on for pretty much the whole of chapter nine. Anyway, let’s get this shit done with for good.