0341: Role the Dice: Asteriskos Sapphirus – “Session” 5, Part 1

Title: Role the Dice: Asteriskos Sapphirus
Author: Travezty
Media: Tabletop RPG
Topic: Dungeons & Dragons
Genre: Adventure / Romance
URL: Chapter 6
Critiqued by BatJamags, Kane, and Silabar the Librarian

WARNING: TRAVEZTY WRITES A SEX SCENE WHERE, DESPITE SOME EXCUSE-MONGERING, ONE PARTY IS CLEARLY NOT ABLE TO GIVE INFORMED CONSENT. I’VE CUT MOST OF THE SCENE ITSELF, BUT MOST OF THIS PART IS GOING TO BE RELATED TO IT.

Hello once again, wardens and lunatics! We’re back with yet more of whatever this is.

Um, okay, recap, recap, something must’ve happened last chapter, right…? … No… not really. I mean, they wandered around a church for an eternity or two, bumbling into an absolute laundry list of loot, then they just so happened to shelter in a cave with a dragon in it, which they killed for even more loot.

Argh. Hopefully we won’t have to deal with any marathons like tha-

A/N:WHAT’S UP MUCKACHUNGAS!? It’s Travez here, and I’m here to bring you my longest session yet!

*Bats sighs and turns to see a warning sign bolted to the wall which says “NO HOPING IN THE ASYLUM” in big red bold type*