Title: Kelly The Roman Warrior
Author: KingArthr2
Media: Literature (?)
Topic: Lord of the Rings/Twilight
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter Thirteen and Chapter Fourteen
Critiqued by Linstar
*a young man turns around in his chair*
Greetings! It is I, Linstar. We’re doing more Kelly the Roman Warrior—and this time, we’re almost done. Just two more chapters!
Continue reading “0031: Kelly the Roman Warrior Chapters Thirteen and Fourteen”Title: Kelly The Roman Warrior
Author: KingArthr2
Media: Literature (?)
Topic: Lord of the Rings/Twilight
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter Eleven and Chapter Twelve
Critiqued by Linstar
*a young man turns around in his chair*
*sigh*
Greetings, it’s me, Linstar. We’re doing more Kelly the Roman Warrior. Yay.
Continue reading “0027: Kelly The Roman Warrior Chapters Eleven and Twelve”Title: Kelly The Roman Warrior
Author: KingArthr2
Media: Literature (?)
Topic: Lord of the Rings/Twilight
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter Nine and Chapter Ten
Critiqued by Linstar
*a young man turns around in his chair*
*sigh*
Greetings, it’s me, Linstar. We’re doing more Kelly The Roman Warrior, which has decided that the Greek gods need to show up for some reason—and I just crashed from a sugar high. Yay.
Chapter 9 Powar of the Goddess
So, we’re back to misspelling “power”. Actually, I don’t think it was ever correctly spelled.
Continue reading “0026: Kelly The Roman Warrior Chapters Nine and Ten”Title: Kelly The Roman Warrior
Author: KingArthr2
Media: Literature (?)
Topic: Lord of the Rings/Twilight
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter Seven and Chapter Eight
Critiqued by Linstar
Greetings! It is I, Linstar. I’m back with yet more Kelly The Roman Warrior, the insane, poorly-spelled, trollfic megacrossover. Yay?
Before we start, though, there is one thing I’d like to point out—every single chapter of this fic is one paragraph. The formatting is just terrible, even if it’s not as noticeable when riffed.
Continue reading “0021: Kelly the Roman Warrior Chapters Seven and Eight”Title: Kelly The Roman Warrior
Author: KingArthr2
Media: Literature (?)
Topic: Lord of the Rings/Twilight
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter Five and Chapter Six
Critiqued by Linstar
*a young man spins around in a tall chair*
Greet—
the chair keeps spinning*
I think this—
*the chair spins some more*
*Ls falls out of the chair*
Ow.
*from the floor*
Greetings, and welcome back to Kelly the Roman Warrior, where we briefly descend into Real Person Fic before introducing yet another random, absurd crossover.
Yay?
Continue reading “0017: Kelly the Roman Warrior Chapters Five and Six”Title: Kelly the Roman Warrior
Author: KingAuthr2
Topic: Twilight/Lord of the Rings
Media: Literature (?)
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter Three and Chapter Four
Critiqued by Linstar
*In a dark room with various safety impediments on the walks, a young man swivels backwards in his tall chair to face his computer*
Greetings, Lunatics, it is I, Linstar. Today, we have another chapter of Kelly the Roman Warrior, the fic that is finally going to introduce a character from one of the continua it claims to be in. Yay?
Continue reading “0016: Kelly the Roman Warrior Chapters Three and Four”Title: Kelly The Roman Warrior
Author: KingArthr2
Media: Literature (?)
Topic: Lord of the Rings/Twilight
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8181979/1/Kelly-The-Roman-Warrior
Critiqued by Linstar
Greetings! Once again, I, Linstar, have a riff for you. This time, it’s of an utterly bizarre trollfic. It’s a Lord of the Rings/Twilight crossover… or, at least, it claims to be. Did I mention that the spelling, punctuation, and grammar are incredibly horrible? Strap in, Lunatics. This one’s a doozy.
Oh. Yeah. See, everyone who visits the Asylum is a Lunatic, because the lunatics run the asylum. Get it?
*alarms whine*
Uh, what is this? It’d better not be the DRD again again…
*Pun Police arrive*
Seriously? You’re gonna arrest me for a little wordplay?
*Pun Police attempt to arrest me for a little wordplay*
All right, then!
[Scene redacted for extremely bad puns.]
*Looks around the room*
I’m alone? I guess they didn’t like my puns…
Anyway, on to the riff!
Continue reading “0008: Kelly The Roman Warrior – Chapters One and Two”
The Asylum Riffs 